Sunday, December 13, 2009

Science! As Made Simple by Sam Sheehan

Neuroscience: Our brain is trippy as shit. We can't figure out what exactly makes it work.

Physics: When matter goes away it turns into energy, when energy goes away it turns into matter.

Chemistry: Atoms make up shit. How much proton shit and electron shit makes atoms different. Different atoms make different shit.

Geology: Rocks aren't alive.

Nutrition: Eat the shit that makes up your body. What comes out, you don't need.

Exercise Physiology: Some people can run fast, and jump high cause their bodies are better.

Immunology: If you get a virus and your body survives it on it's own, you won't get it again.

DNA Replication, Recombination and Repair: Jurassic Park.

Marine Biology: This shit swims!

Ecology: When some shit dies, some other shit eats it.

Genetics: People bang and their kids look like them.

Advanced Genetics: When kids don't look like their parents it means they look like grandparents or another ancestor. That shit is called recessive.

Political Science: People argue.

No comments:

Post a Comment